The frog and the engineer.!​
An engineer was taking a walk when a frog spoke to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess."
He picked up the frog and put it in his pocket.
The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I'll become your girlfriend."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
The frog spoke again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll become your wife."
The engineer took the frog out of his pocket again, smiled at it and put it back into his pocket.
Finally, the frog said, "What is the matter? I'm a beautiful princess. Why won`t you kiss me?"
The engineer said, "Look, I'm a busy engineer. I don`t have time for a girlfriend or a wife, but a talking frog, now that's cool."
Welcome To Room Of Jokes!!​
Bine Ai Venit In Camera Cu Glume/Bancuri !!​
Broasca si inginerul​
Un inginer mergea acasa cand o broasca a vorbit cu el si a spus, "Daca ma saruti, o sa ma transform intr-o frumoasa printesa".
El a luat broasca si a pus-o in buzunar.
Broasca a vorbit iar si a spus, "Daca ma saruti si ma transformi inapoi intr-o printesa frumoasa, am sa devin iubita ta".
Inginerul a scos broasca din buzunar, i-a zambit si a pus-o inapoi in buzunar.
Broasca a vorbit din nou si a spus, "Daca ma saruti si ma transformi inapoi intr-o printesa, am sa devin sotia ta".
Inginerul a scos broasca iar din buzunar, i-a zambit si a pus-o inapoi in buzunar.
In cele din urma broasca a spus, "Care-i problem? Sunt o printesa frumoasa. De ce nu ma saruti?"
Inginerul a spus, "Uite ce-i, sunt un inginer ocupat. Nu am timp pentru o iubita sau o sotie, dar o broasca vorbitoare, asta-i grozav".​
Workers​​
Two factory workers are talking:
The woman says: I can make the boss give me the day off.
The man replies: And how would you do that?
The woman says: Just wait and see.
She then hangs upside-down from the ceiling.
The boss comes in and says, "What are you doing?"
The woman replies: I'm a light bulb.
The boss then says, "You've been working so much that you've gone crazy. I think you need to take the day off".
The man starts to follow her and the boss says, "Where are you going?"
The man says: I'm going home, too. I can't work in the dark.
Muncitori​
Doi muncitori din fabrica vorbesc:
Femeia spune: Pot sa-l fac pe sef sa-mi dea ziua libera.
Barbatul raspunde: Si cum ai sa faci asta?
Femeia spune: Asteapta doar si vezi.
Apoi ea se atarna cu capu-n jos de tavan.
Seful vine si spune "Ce faci?"
Femeia spune: Sunt un bec de lumina.
Apoi seful spune, "Ai muncit asa mult incat ai inebunit. Cred ca ai nevoie sa-ti iei ziua libera".
Barbatul incepe sa mearga dupa ea si seful spune, "Unde pleci?"
Barbatul spune: Plec acasa, nu pot lucra pe intuneric.​
Absolventi de Harvard​
Doi tineri care tocmai au absolvit la Harvard erau cu totul entuziasmati si vorbeau despre "cat de faimosi si de invidiati vor deveni", in timp ce au urcat intr-un taxi.
Dupa ce i-a auzit vreo cateva minute, soferul taxiului a intrebat, "Va referiti la absolventi de Harvard?"
"Da domnule! Promotia '94!" au raspuns ei mandri.
Taximetristul si-a intins mana sa dea mana cu ei, spunand, "Promotia '58".​
Harvard graduates​
Two young men who had just graduated from Harvard were all excited and talking about "how famous and enviable they will become", as they got into a taxi.
After hearing them for a couple of minutes the cab driver asked, "You mean Harvard graduates?"
"Yes Sir! Class of '94!" they answered proudly.
The cab driver extended his hand to shake their hand, saying, "Class of '58."
